my dad’s a geologist and he gets really sad about earthquakes, he’s reading about the california 6.0 one right now and:
"clare i was just there"
"clare i was right there do you see” *points at map*
"why do they never happen when i’m tHERE clare…."
When I’m a parent I won’t take my kids electronics away, I’ll just take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out.